Dexter Hornridge – Insulated tumbler with a straw

Dexter Hornridge was built to be magical.

Shiny horn. Big dreams. Tiny stitched smile.
The full “grant-your-wishes” package.
Only… something in the wiring (or stuffing) went a bit sideways.
His magic works.
It just… takes creative liberties.
Wish for money? You’ll find coins everywhere—under cushions, in your shoes, maybe even raining from the ceiling at 3am. Sleep well.
Wish for confidence? Oh, you’ll get it. Loud, unstoppable, slightly embarrassing levels of it.
Wish for love? Congratulations. You are now adored by absolutely everything within a five-mile radius. Including pigeons.
Dexter doesn’t see the problem.
From his point of view, he nailed it.
He’s enthusiastic, proud, and always ready to help—trotting in with that little stitched grin and his “magic stick” like he’s about to fix your entire life.
And to be fair…
He will.
Just not in the way you expected.
Or wanted.
Or can easily undo.
Upgrade your drinkware game and add a splash of color to your day with this insulated tumbler. Cheers to style and functionality in every sip!

• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz. (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 4″ × 7.2″ (10.1 cm × 18.2 cm)
• Includes straw and lid
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Disclaimer:
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
• Not leak-proof. To prevent potential leaks, we recommend keeping the tumbler upright at all times.