DREAM HAS CRASHED - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
Sometimes things don’t go to plan—and this design says it straight.
“Dream.exe Has Crashed” blends a bold glitch aesthetic with a message that hits close to home.
Inspired by classic system error screens, it turns failure into something raw, real, and strangely relatable.
The distorted text, colour shifts, and digital noise give it that broken-signal edge, while the message underneath keeps it grounded.
Dreams stall. Plans fail. Life throws errors. It happens.
But there’s a twist—this isn’t the end screen. It’s a reset.
“Please Restart Your Dream” flips the narrative from defeat to restart.
Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle.
It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth
foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz. (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
- Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
| SKU | 69E1BEEC0B8D6 |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
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