DREAM HAS CRASHED - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
DREAM HAS CRASHED Your dream has crashed.
DREAM HAS CRASHED
Your dream has crashed. A problem was detected, reality has been protected, and unfortunately there’s nothing left to do but restart. We’ve all been there.
This design takes that very specific feeling — the one where life just blue-screens on you — and turns it into something you can actually laugh at. Glitchy text, dark background, full error message energy. It’s very dramatic. In the best way.
Perfect for anyone who’s had a plan fall apart spectacularly, or just really vibes with the aesthetic of things going wrong. No workarounds. No patch available. Just restart and try again.
Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
| SKU | 69E1BEEC0B8D6 |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
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