Dexter Hornridge –Stainless steel water bottle

Dexter Hornridge was built to be magical.

Shiny horn. Big dreams. Tiny stitched smile. The full “grant-your-wishes” package.
Only… something in the wiring (or stuffing) went a bit sideways.
His magic works. It just… takes creative liberties.
Wish for money? You’ll find coins everywhere—under cushions, in your shoes, maybe even raining from the ceiling at 3am. Sleep well. Wish for confidence? Oh, you’ll get it. Loud, unstoppable, slightly embarrassing levels of it. Wish for love? Congratulations. You are now adored by absolutely everything within a five-mile radius. Including pigeons.
Dexter doesn’t see the problem.
From his point of view, he nailed it.
He’s enthusiastic, proud, and always ready to help—trotting in with that little stitched grin and his “magic stick” like he’s about to fix your entire life.
And to be fair…
He will.
Just not in the way you expected. Or wanted. Or can easily undo.
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This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.