Dexter Hornbridge - Flip straw water bottle

Dexter Hornridge was built to be magical.

Shiny horn. Big dreams. Tiny stitched smile. The full “grant-your-wishes” package.
Only… something in the wiring (or stuffing) went a bit sideways.
His magic works. It just… takes creative liberties.
Wish for money? You’ll find coins everywhere—under cushions, in your shoes, maybe even raining from the ceiling at 3am. Sleep well. Wish for confidence? Oh, you’ll get it. Loud, unstoppable, slightly embarrassing levels of it. Wish for love? Congratulations. You are now adored by absolutely everything within a five-mile radius. Including pigeons.
Dexter doesn’t see the problem.
From his point of view, he nailed it.
He’s enthusiastic, proud, and always ready to help—trotting in with that little stitched grin and his “magic stick” like he’s about to fix your entire life.
And to be fair…
He will.
Just not in the way you expected. Or wanted. Or can easily undo.
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Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic. Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal for extended gym, work, or study sessions!

• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China