Dexter Hornridge – Can-shaped glass

Dexter Hornridge was built to be magical.

Shiny horn. Big dreams. Tiny stitched smile.
The full “grant-your-wishes” package.
Only… something in the wiring (or stuffing) went a bit sideways.
His magic works.
It just… takes creative liberties.
Wish for money? You’ll find coins everywhere—under cushions, in your shoes, maybe even raining from the ceiling at 3am. Sleep well.
Wish for confidence? Oh, you’ll get it. Loud, unstoppable, slightly embarrassing levels of it.
Wish for love? Congratulations. You are now adored by absolutely everything within a five-mile radius. Including pigeons.
Dexter doesn’t see the problem.
From his point of view, he nailed it.
He’s enthusiastic, proud, and always ready to help—trotting in with that little stitched grin and his “magic stick” like he’s about to fix your entire life.
And to be fair…
He will.
Just not in the way you expected.
Or wanted.
Or can easily undo.
Whether you enjoy drinking refreshing sodas, iced coffees, cocktails, or even fancy mocktails, this glass is a perfect choice. With its trendy design and the timeless appeal of glassware, it will become a staple for your beverages.

• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz. (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China