Dexter Hornridge – Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Dexter Hornridge was built to be magical.

Shiny horn. Big dreams. Tiny stitched smile. The full “grant-your-wishes” package.
Only… something in the wiring (or stuffing) went a bit sideways.
His magic works. It just… takes creative liberties.
Wish for money? You’ll find coins everywhere—under cushions, in your shoes, maybe even raining from the ceiling at 3am. Sleep well. Wish for confidence? Oh, you’ll get it. Loud, unstoppable, slightly embarrassing levels of it. Wish for love? Congratulations. You are now adored by absolutely everything within a five-mile radius. Including pigeons.
Dexter doesn’t see the problem.
From his point of view, he nailed it.
He’s enthusiastic, proud, and always ready to help—trotting in with that little stitched grin and his “magic stick” like he’s about to fix your entire life.
And to be fair…
He will.
Just not in the way you expected. Or wanted. Or can easily undo.
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Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.