Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - White glossy mug

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong White glossy mug—because some people meditate, some take deep breaths, and others choose caffeine to avoid catching a charge. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip. Let’s be honest, caffeine isn’t a luxury. It’s a public safety measure.

With a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour, this one speaks to anyone whose patience hangs by a thread. Your coffee does the heavy lifting. Because of this, you remain a functioning member of society—barely. It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from fellow caffeine dependents.

Whether you’re drinking morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between, this mug’s for you. It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that withstands the microwave and dishwasher. The glossy ceramic coating keeps your design looking sharp through countless washes. For example, your morning ritual stays protected while you survive another day. Overall, it’s crisis prevention in mug form. Not just coffee. Crisis prevention.

11 oz: 3.8″ height, 3.2″ diameter. 15 oz: 4.7″ height, 3.3″ diameter. 20 oz: 4.3″ height, 3.7″ diameter. Ceramic construction. Lead and BPA-free. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!