Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Travel mug with a handle

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Travel mug with a handle—because some people meditate, some take deep breaths, and the rest of us just need caffeine to stay out of trouble. Let’s be honest, this isn’t about the coffee. It’s about crisis prevention.

This design speaks the unfiltered truth everyone thinks before that first sip. Your patience is hanging by a thread. Your coffee is doing all the heavy lifting. Because of this, you need something that gets it—something that says what you’re actually thinking when you’re not quite human yet.

The vintage vibe paired with dark humour makes this one land every single time. Your coworkers will nod. Your partner will laugh. Anyone who’s ever needed caffeine to remain a functioning member of society will absolutely get it. As a result, this mug becomes the perfect companion for mornings when you’re running on fumes and coffee.

It’s bold. It’s relatable. It’s guaranteed to spark conversation and knowing laughs. For example, it works whether you’re commuting to work or just trying to make it to noon without causing a scene. Overall, this is more than just a mug—it’s your daily reminder that caffeine isn’t a luxury. It’s a public safety measure.

Sip in style and comfort with an elevated travel mug. With its sleek and durable design, you’ll love taking this mug wherever you go. It fits into most car cup holders and has a spill-proof plastic lid. Commute to work or go on new adventures—this travel mug will keep your beverage safe and at just the right temperature.

• Made with stainless steel
• Lead and BPA-free materials used
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

25 oz (739 ml) size:

• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid

Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!