Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong.

Some people meditate. Some take deep breaths. Others… choose coffee and avoid catching a charge. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip—because let’s face it, caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a public safety measure.
With a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour, this one’s perfect for mornings when your patience is hanging by a thread and your coffee is doing all the heavy lifting. It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who’s ever needed caffeine to remain a functioning member of society.
Because it’s not just coffee… it’s crisis prevention.
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Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.