Eric - I Hide at Work - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Eric I Hide at Work—because sometimes the best productivity strategy is complete invisibility. While everyone else scrambles around looking busy, Eric’s already gone. He’s tucked himself under his desk with a coffee, zero responsibilities, and a masterclass in workplace avoidance.

He’s cracked the code. “They say a good employee is hard to find,” he figures. So he made himself unfindable. Because of this, Eric’s perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing while appearing to be somewhere important. As a result, he’s still technically employed.

This design captures that exact moment—Eric’s wide-eyed expression, the gritty hand-drawn chaos, and that undeniable truth we all feel on Mondays. For anyone who’s ever fantasized about hiding under their desk, this one speaks your language. Overall, it’s for the workers who get it. The ones who understand that sometimes the smartest move is simply not being seen. Work smarter, they say. Eric just works invisible.

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.