Eric - I Hide at Work - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Eric-I Hide at Work.

This is Eric… technically employed.
While others are out there being productive, Eric has taken a more strategic approach—remaining completely out of sight and doing absolutely nothing. Tucked neatly under his desk with a coffee in hand and not a single responsibility in sight, he’s mastered the fine art of workplace invisibility.
“I hide at work because they say a good employee is hard to find” isn’t just a joke—it’s a survival strategy.
With its gritty, hand-drawn style and that unmistakable wide-eyed chaos, this design hits home for anyone who’s ever needed a break… or a full-blown disappearance.
Work smarter. Or just… don’t be seen.
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Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.