Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Enamel Mug

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Enamel Mug—because some people meditate, some take deep breaths, and the rest of us choose caffeine to avoid catching a charge.

Let’s be honest. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip. Caffeine isn’t a luxury—it’s a public safety measure. Because of this, we created something with a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour.

This one’s perfect for mornings when your patience hangs by a thread and your coffee does all the heavy lifting. It’s bold, brutally relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who’s ever needed caffeine to function. For example, your coworkers will absolutely see themselves in this design.

Overall, it’s not just coffee. It’s crisis prevention. It’s a visual reminder that you’re still civilized—barely. Perfect for the kitchen counter, the office desk, or anywhere you need people to understand you before your second cup hits. Because it’s not about the beverage. It’s about what stands between the world and chaos.

Material: Enamel. Height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″ (8.25 cm). Lead and BPA-free. White coating with silver rim. Hand-wash only. Blank product sourced from China.

Attention! Don’t heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Enamel mugs stain with coffee, tea, and natural juices. This is normal. Remove stains with lemon juice or soda and a hard sponge.

Every happy camper needs a unique camper mug. It’s lightweight, durable and multifunctional. Use it for your favorite beverage or a hot meal, and attach it to your bag for easy access on a hike.

• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Attention! Don’t heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.

Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!