Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Enamel Mug

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong.

Some people meditate. Some take deep breaths. Others… choose coffee and avoid catching a charge. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip—because let’s face it, caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a public safety measure.
With a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour, this one’s perfect for mornings when your patience is hanging by a thread and your coffee is doing all the heavy lifting. It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who’s ever needed caffeine to remain a functioning member of society.
Because it’s not just coffee… it’s crisis prevention.
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Every happy camper needs a unique camper mug. It's lightweight, durable and multifunctional. Use it for your favorite beverage or a hot meal, and attach it to your bag for easy access on a hike.

• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.

Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!