Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Can-shaped glass

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong.

Some people meditate. Some take deep breaths. Others… choose coffee and avoid catching a charge. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip—because let’s face it, caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a public safety measure.
With a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour, this one’s perfect for mornings when your patience is hanging by a thread and your coffee is doing all the heavy lifting. It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who’s ever needed caffeine to remain a functioning member of society.
Because it’s not just coffee… it’s crisis prevention.
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Whether you enjoy drinking refreshing sodas, iced coffees, cocktails, or even fancy mocktails, this glass is a perfect choice. With its trendy design and the timeless appeal of glassware, it will become a staple for your beverages.

• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz. (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China