Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Mug with Color Inside

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Mug with Color Inside—because some people meditate, some take deep breaths, and you choose coffee to avoid catching a charge. Let’s be honest, caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a public safety measure. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip.

You wake up unhinged. Your patience is hanging by a thread. Your coffee is doing all the heavy lifting. Because of this, you need something that gets it—something with a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour. This one’s perfect for mornings when functioning as a human depends entirely on caffeine.

It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who’s ever needed coffee to remain a decent member of society. Your friends will recognize themselves in this design. Your coworkers will nod in painful agreement. Overall, it’s not just coffee—it’s crisis prevention.

Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so the mug is bound to spice up your mug rack.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!