Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - White glossy mug

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong.

Some people meditate. Some take deep breaths. Others… choose coffee and avoid catching a charge. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip—because let’s face it, caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a public safety measure.
With a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour, this one’s perfect for mornings when your patience is hanging by a thread and your coffee is doing all the heavy lifting. It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who’s ever needed caffeine to remain a functioning member of society.
Because it’s not just coffee… it’s crisis prevention.
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!