Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong - Stainless steel water bottle

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong.

Some people meditate. Some take deep breaths. Others… choose coffee and avoid catching a charge. This design says what everyone’s thinking before that first sip—because let’s face it, caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a public safety measure.
With a sweet vintage vibe and just the right amount of dark humour, this one’s perfect for mornings when your patience is hanging by a thread and your coffee is doing all the heavy lifting. It’s bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs from anyone who’s ever needed caffeine to remain a functioning member of society.
Because it’s not just coffee… it’s crisis prevention.

This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.