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SORT YOURSELF OUT - HEN

SORT YOURSELF OUT - HEN - Stainless steel water bottle

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SORT YOURSELF OUT HEN — no fuss, no filter, just pure attitude.

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Material: Ceramic, dishwasher & microwave safe
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SORT YOURSELF OUT HEN — no fuss, no filter, just pure attitude. This feisty bird means business, and she’s not holding back. Sharp eyes, zero patience, and absolutely no nonsense. That’s farmyard honesty at its finest.

The design cuts straight to the point with bold, easy-to-read lettering that hits hard. Because of this directness, the message lands immediately. No clever wordplay needed here — just a hen who’s had enough and isn’t afraid to say it. For example, anyone who’s ever needed to call someone out will instantly recognize that look of pure exasperation.

As a result, this design works for anyone who appreciates blunt humour and real talk. The kind of people who say what they mean and mean what they say. Overall, it’s the sort of image that gets a laugh and makes a point at the same time. Sometimes people just need telling, and this determined hen does it perfectly. Bold, direct, and full of character.


This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.

MaterialPremium Ceramic
Capacity11oz / 15oz (your choice)
Print MethodSublimation (full wrap)
DishwasherSafe (top rack recommended)
MicrowaveSafe
CoatingUV-resistant, food-safe glaze
Dimensions11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm
Weight~350g

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