SORT YOURSELF OUT - HEN - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

SORT YOURSELF OUT HEN — no fuss, no filter, just pure attitude. This hen means business, and she’s not here to soften the message. Sharp eyes. Zero patience. Absolutely no nonsense. This is farmyard honesty at its finest, delivered with a look that says everything you need to know.

The design cuts straight to the point with bold lettering and a character that commands attention. Because of this directness, the message hits instantly. Everyone gets it. No room for misunderstanding. The humour lands immediately, but underneath sits a real point — sometimes people just need telling, and this hen does it perfectly.

For example, we’ve all had moments where someone needs a gentle (or not so gentle) wake-up call. This design serves that purpose with personality and a knowing wink. Overall, it’s the kind of piece that gets a laugh while making a solid statement. Simple, bold, and utterly relatable. The perfect gift for anyone with a bit of bite and a sense of humour to match.

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle.
It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth
foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.