Milo Patchwick – Proudly Put Back Together
No one really knows where he came from—only that he showed up one day already stitched, already patched, and already acting like everything was completely fine. Which, to be fair, is kind of his thing.
Lose a bit? Milo’s had worse. Crack a smile? His is literally sewn on. Fall apart? Been there. Rebuilt that.
He’s the kind of plush who doesn’t dwell on the damage. In fact, he collects it. Every patch tells a story, every stitch is a fix, and every slightly wonky bit just proves he kept going when something else might not have.
Sure, one eye’s a button and the other’s… questionable. Sure, his seams aren’t perfect. But Milo doesn’t need perfect.
He just needs together enough.
And honestly? He wears that like a badge of honour.
_______________________________________________
Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic. Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal for extended gym, work, or study sessions!
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
Milo Patchwick - Can-shaped glass
Price range: £11.99 through £13.99
Milo Patchwick - Insulated tumbler with a straw
£24.99
Milo Patchwick - Black Glossy Mug
Price range: £11.99 through £14.99
Milo Patchwick - Travel mug with a handle
£22.99
Milo Patchwick - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
£23.99
Milo Patchwick - Stainless steel water bottle
£20.99
Milo Patchwick - White glossy mug
Price range: £10.99 through £13.99
Milo Patchwick - Mug with Color Inside
£11.99
Milo Patchwick - Flip straw water bottle
From £27.00
Color:
Free UK Shipping over £30
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Eco-friendly Packaging
Milo Patchwick has been through… a lot.
No one really knows where he came from—only that he showed up one day already stitched, already patched, and already acting like everything was completely fine. Which, to be fair, is kind of his thing.
Lose a bit? Milo’s had worse. Crack a smile? His is literally sewn on. Fall apart? Been there. Rebuilt that.
He’s the kind of plush who doesn’t dwell on the damage. In fact, he collects it. Every patch tells a story, every stitch is a fix, and every slightly wonky bit just proves he kept going when something else might not have.
Sure, one eye’s a button and the other’s… questionable. Sure, his seams aren’t perfect. But Milo doesn’t need perfect.
He just needs together enough.
And honestly? He wears that like a badge of honour.
_______________________________________________
Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic. Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal for extended gym, work, or study sessions!
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
Also Available In — Milo Patchwick – Proudly Put Back Together
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.