Milo Patchwick - Stainless steel water bottle
Milo Patchwick has been through… a lot.
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Milo Patchwick has been through… a lot.
No one really knows where he came from—only that he showed up one day already stitched, already patched, and already acting like everything was completely fine. Which, to be fair, is kind of his thing.
Lose a bit? Milo’s had worse.
Crack a smile? His is literally sewn on.
Fall apart? Been there. Rebuilt that.
He’s the kind of plush who doesn’t dwell on the damage. In fact, he collects it. Every patch tells a story, every stitch is a fix, and every slightly wonky bit just proves he kept going when something else might not have.
Sure, one eye’s a button and the other’s… questionable.
Sure, his seams aren’t perfect.
But Milo doesn’t need perfect.
He just needs together enough.
And honestly? He wears that like a badge of honour.
This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
Also Available In — Milo Patchwick – Proudly Put Back Together
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