I baked some SHUT the FUCKUPCAKES - Stainless steel water bottle

I baked some SHUT the FUCKUPCAKES.

Fresh out the oven and zero patience left—these aren’t your sweet little cupcakes, they’re a full-on mood. Perfect for those days when you’ve heard enough, smiled politely one too many times, and decided baking is the only safe outlet.
This design is bold, unapologetic, and dripping with attitude. It’s the kind of humour that gets instant laughs from the right people… and nervous silence from everyone else. Whether you’re serving sass or just surviving the day, this one does the talking for you.
Because sometimes kindness is overrated… and cupcakes hit harder.
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This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.