I baked some SHUT the FUCKUPCAKES - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
I baked some SHUT the FUCKUPCAKES.
Fresh out the oven and zero patience left—these aren’t your sweet little cupcakes, they’re a full-on mood. Perfect for those days when you’ve heard enough, smiled politely one too many times, and decided baking is the only safe outlet.
This design is bold, unapologetic, and dripping with attitude. It’s the kind of humour that gets instant laughs from the right people… and nervous silence from everyone else. Whether you’re serving sass or just surviving the day, this one does the talking for you.
Because sometimes kindness is overrated… and cupcakes hit harder.
Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
| SKU | 69D75D17ABDC1 |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
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