Eric - I Hide at Work - White glossy mug

Eric I Hide at Work—because sometimes the smartest move is becoming invisible. While everyone else scrambles to look busy, Eric’s found the ultimate loophole. He’s wedged himself under his desk with a coffee in hand, completely unreachable and absolutely responsible for nothing. Genius move, really. Because of this strategic disappearance, he’s avoided every pointless meeting, every last-minute crisis, and every task that wasn’t his problem to begin with. “They say a good employee is hard to find,” Eric figures. So why be found at all?

This design gets it. The gritty, hand-drawn style captures Eric’s signature wide-eyed chaos—that perfect blend of panic and peace he’s achieved through total workplace evasion. For anyone who’s ever fantasized about just… vanishing. No explanations. No emails. No one knowing where you went. As a result, this one speaks to the survival instinct hiding inside every office worker. Work smarter, work harder, or just don’t show up. Overall, Eric’s chosen option three—and he’s never been happier under that desk.

Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!