Eric - I Hide at Work - Flip straw water bottle

Eric I Hide at Work—and he’s perfected the system. While everyone else scrambles around pretending to be busy, Eric’s discovered something revolutionary: total invisibility. He’s wedged himself under his desk, coffee in hand, zero responsibilities within arm’s reach. Genius, really.

Because of this approach, Eric’s become a workplace legend. “I hide at work because they say a good employee is hard to find”—and he’s taken that instruction literally. As a result, he’s mastered the art of strategic absence. No meetings interrupt him. No deadlines chase him down. No one even remembers he’s there.

For anyone who’s ever fantasized about disappearing for eight hours straight, this design speaks your language. The gritty, hand-drawn style captures Eric’s wide-eyed determination perfectly. That chaos-tinged expression says everything: survival mode activated. Overall, this one’s for the burnt-out, the overwhelmed, and anyone who’s calculated exactly how long they can stay hidden before someone notices. We’ve all been there. Some of us are there right now.

Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic. Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal for extended gym, work, or study sessions!

• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China