Operation Avoid Responsibility - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Operation: Avoid Responsibility.

Eric isn’t lazy… he’s tactical.
Armed with a radio, a questionable helmet, and absolutely no intention of getting involved, he’s officially activated his most important mission yet—avoiding responsibility at all costs.
“Operation: Avoid Responsibility – In Progress” perfectly captures that elite level of workplace strategy where looking busy is the job, and doing the job is optional. Every button pressed, every radio call made… all part of the illusion.
With its gritty, hand-drawn style and Eric’s signature wide-eyed innocence (that definitely isn’t fooling anyone), this design is a badge of honour for master-level procrastinators and professional dodgers alike.
Mission status: ongoing.
Progress: none.

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.