Operation Avoid Responsibility - Stainless steel water bottle

Operation: Avoid Responsibility.

Eric isn’t lazy… he’s tactical.
Armed with a radio, a questionable helmet, and absolutely no intention of getting involved, he’s officially activated his most important mission yet—avoiding responsibility at all costs.
“Operation: Avoid Responsibility – In Progress” perfectly captures that elite level of workplace strategy where looking busy is the job, and doing the job is optional. Every button pressed, every radio call made… all part of the illusion.
With its gritty, hand-drawn style and Eric’s signature wide-eyed innocence (that definitely isn’t fooling anyone), this design is a badge of honour for master-level procrastinators and professional dodgers alike.
Mission status: ongoing.
Progress: none.

This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.