DREAM HAS CRASHED - Flip straw water bottle
DREAM HAS CRASHED Your dream has crashed.
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DREAM HAS CRASHED
Your dream has crashed. A problem was detected, reality has been protected, and unfortunately there’s nothing left to do but restart. We’ve all been there.
This design takes that very specific feeling — the one where life just blue-screens on you — and turns it into something you can actually laugh at. Glitchy text, dark background, full error message energy. It’s very dramatic. In the best way.
Perfect for anyone who’s had a plan fall apart spectacularly, or just really vibes with the aesthetic of things going wrong. No workarounds. No patch available. Just restart and try again.
Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic. Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal for extended gym, work, or study sessions!
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
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