Rex Grindle - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Rex Grindle – Cuddly Was Never an Option

Rex Grindle wasn’t made wrong… He was made too right for the wrong world.
Fresh off the stitch table, someone took one look at him and said, “Maybe tone him down a bit?” Rex disagreed.
Loudly.
With teeth.
And that’s pretty much been the theme ever since.
He’s not angry all the time—just most of it. And honestly? He’s got his reasons. Dropped, kicked aside, stitched back together one too many times… Rex decided early on that if the world was going to be rough, he’d be rougher.
So now he doesn’t wait. He doesn’t warn. He definitely doesn’t cuddle.
He charges.
Arms up, teeth out, button eye locked in like a target marker—Rex Grindle is what happens when a plush decides it’s done being nice.
And the best part?
Deep down… way, way down…
He still thinks he’s the good guy.
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Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation • Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw • 32 oz. (950 ml) • Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm) • Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm) • Glossy finish • Rotating handle • Comes with an anti-slip patch • Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.