Im Not a Robot - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Are you human… or just passing the test?
“I’m Not a Robot (Probably)” takes the familiar checkbox moment and gives it a sharp, glitch-style twist. It’s simple on the surface, but there’s just enough doubt to make it hit.

The clean typography keeps it easy to read, while the glitch edges and distortion add that unstable, digital feel. The tick box stands bold and clear—but the word “probably” does all the heavy lifting.

It’s light, sarcastic, and just a bit unsettling.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever second-guessed themselves… or the system.

Bold, clean, and instantly recognisable, this design blends humour with a subtle edge.

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.