If you can't kill them with KINDNESS try POISON - Black Glossy Mug

If you can’t kill them with KINDNESS try POISON Black Glossy Mug—because sometimes nice just doesn’t work. You tried. You really did. Deep breathing, patience, forced smiles… and here you are. This design is for those moments when kindness gets absolutely nowhere and sarcasm becomes your only survival tool.

It’s bold, cheeky, and unapologetically honest. Because of this, it lands with people who keep sweet on the surface while their inner thoughts are running a completely different show. The dark humour hits hard, raises eyebrows, and gets real laughs from people who actually get it.

For example, it’s perfect for morning coffee when you’re not ready for anyone’s nonsense, or afternoon tea when patience officially ran out hours ago. Overall, this mug works for anyone who rocks a kind smile while thinking something far less wholesome. As a result, it instantly finds its tribe—the ones who appreciate brutal honesty over empty pleasantries.

Sleek, sturdy, and ready for action. Your new cupboard essential knows the assignment. Grab one and let the world know exactly what kind of day you’re having.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85″ (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7″ (12 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!