Cornish Calm – May Contain Mild Swearing - Stainless steel water bottle

Life in Cornwall looks calm, peaceful, and picture-perfect. However, anyone who lives here knows there is always a limit. That is exactly what this Cornish Calm water stainless steel bottle captures so well.

At first glance, the design feels traditional and refined. It features a vintage-style label, coastal elements, and classic typography. Yet, once you read the line “May Contain Mild Swearing at Tourists,” the tone shifts instantly. It becomes relatable, honest, and quietly hilarious.

Because of its bold layout and clean structure, this Cornish Calm water stainless steel bottle,  stands out on any shelf. It blends local charm with dry humour, which makes it perfect for both locals and those who understand the reality behind the scenery.

So, whether you live by the coast or just love Cornwall, this design delivers a perfect mix of calm and sarcasm. After all, even the most relaxed places have their moments.

This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.