Cornish Calm – May Contain Mild Swearing - Flip straw water bottle

Life in Cornwall looks calm, peaceful, and picture-perfect. However, anyone who lives here knows there is always a limit. That is exactly what this Cornish Calm – Flip straw water bottle captures so well.

At first glance, the design feels traditional and refined. It features a vintage-style label, coastal elements, and classic typography. Yet, once you read the line “May Contain Mild Swearing at Tourists,” the tone shifts instantly. It becomes relatable, honest, and quietly hilarious.

Because of its bold layout and clean structure, this Cornish Calm – Flip straw water bottle,  stands out on any shelf. It blends local charm with dry humour, which makes it perfect for both locals and those who understand the reality behind the scenery.

So, whether you live by the coast or just love Cornwall, this design delivers a perfect mix of calm and sarcasm. After all, even the most relaxed places have their moments.

Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic. Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal for extended gym, work, or study sessions!

• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China