Cornish Calm – May Contain Mild Swearing - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Life in Cornwall looks calm, peaceful, and picture-perfect. However, anyone who lives here knows there is always a limit. That is exactly what this Cornish Calm – Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid captures so well.

At first glance, the design feels traditional and refined. It features a vintage-style label, coastal elements, and classic typography. Yet, once you read the line “May Contain Mild Swearing at Tourists,” the tone shifts instantly. It becomes relatable, honest, and quietly hilarious.

Because of its bold layout and clean structure, this Cornish Calm – Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid,  stands out on any shelf. It blends local charm with dry humour, which makes it perfect for both locals and those who understand the reality behind the scenery.

So, whether you live by the coast or just love Cornwall, this design delivers a perfect mix of calm and sarcasm. After all, even the most relaxed places have their moments.

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.