Im Not a Robot - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Im Not a Robot Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid takes the familiar checkbox moment and twists it into something sharper, something glitched. You know the feeling—that split second when the system questions whether you’re real. This design captures that exact moment of doubt.

The typography stays clean and readable. But the glitch edges? They distort reality just enough to feel unstable, digital, wrong. Because of this tension between order and chaos, the design hits harder. The tick box sits bold and clear, yet the word “probably” carries all the weight. It’s doing the real work here.

For anyone who’s ever second-guessed themselves or the system itself, this lands. The humour runs light and sarcastic, but there’s an unsettling edge underneath. As a result, you get something bold and instantly recognisable. Overall, it blends wit with that subtle, digital unease. Perfect for those who live between certainty and doubt.

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.