SORT YOURSELF OUT - HEN - Flip straw water bottle
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This hen has had enough.
“Sort Yourself Out” says it clearly.
No fuss. No filter. Just attitude.
The look says everything. Sharp eyes.
No patience. Zero nonsense.
This is farmyard honesty at its best.
The design is bold and easy to read.
The message is simple and direct.
It is the kind of humour everyone understands straight away.
Perfect for mugs and gifts. It gets a laugh, but it also makes a point.
Sometimes people just need telling. This hen does it for you.
Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic.
Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the
leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal
for extended gym, work, or study sessions!
- BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
- 25 oz. (739 ml)
- Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
- Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
- Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
- Pivoting carry handle
- Blank product sourced from China
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
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