If you can't kill them with KINDNESS try POISON - Black Glossy Mug
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If you can’t kill them with KINDNESS try POISON.
Tried being nice. Tried being patient. Tried deep breathing… and now we’re here.
This design is pure dark humour for those moments when kindness just isn’t cutting it anymore.
Bold, cheeky, and just the right level of “did they really say that?”, it’s perfect for anyone who keeps a sweet smile on the outside while their thoughts are doing something… less wholesome.
It gets laughs, raises eyebrows, and instantly finds its people.
Because sometimes kindness fails… and sarcasm takes over.
Stick it on a mug and let the world know: today’s not the day.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85″ (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
- 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7″ (12 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
- Lead and BPA-free material • Glossy finish
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
Shipping Information
| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
Returns Policy
We stand behind every product we make. If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 30 days and we'll arrange a replacement or full refund — no questions asked.
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