The Story Behind Cornishmug.com
Let’s get one thing straight…
Yes, I sell mugs.
But no, I didn’t wake up one morning and think, “You know what the world needs? More mugs.”
This started a bit differently.
I live down here in Cornwall, surrounded by sea air, pasties, and the kind of views that make you stop mid-sip and think, “Yeah… this’ll do.” Somewhere between too many cups of coffee and not enough sensible ideas, Cornishmug was born.
Now here’s the thing—calling it “Cornish Drinking Containers” just didn’t have the same ring to it, did it?
And besides… I’m Cornish… and if I’m honest… I can be a bit of a mug.
So, Cornishmug it is.
But this isn’t just about mugs.
It’s about personality.
It’s about designs that actually say something.
It’s about picking something up in the morning that makes you smirk, laugh, or question your life choices before your first coffee kicks in.
Every design you see here has been created by me—usually with a brew in hand and an idea that probably should’ve been ignored. I do get a bit of help from an AI mate of mine (he’s alright, doesn’t drink much), but every concept, every bit of attitude, every questionable joke… that’s all me.
And the big one—nothing here is copy-paste rubbish.
Every design is original. Properly original.
No nicked ideas. No lazy repeats. No “seen it somewhere before” nonsense.
Just unique designs, made to stand out whether they’re on ceramic mugs, travel cups, or anything else you fancy drinking from.
So if you’re after something a bit different…
Something with a bit of character…
Or just a mug that matches your personality (slightly sarcastic, mildly unhinged, but overall a good time)…
You’re in the right place.
Please visit regularly as new designs are uploaded daily.
Note: –
We offer a personalisation service on most of our designs — add a name to almost any product in the shop for a small fee. Simply click “Personalise This Product” on any product page, fill in a short form, and we’ll create your personalised version and email you a private purchase link within one working day. It’s a personal touch that makes any order a little more special, whether it’s a gift or just for you. We’re continuing to grow and develop this service — more products, more styles, and eventually more ways to customise — but for now our focus is on what we do best: bringing you fresh new designs regularly. Watch this space.
Welcome to Cornishmug.
Where the mugs are great… and the owner probably is one.
Our Collections
Cornish Beacons
Loe Bar & Loe Pool Cornwall –
Cornish Calm – May Contain Mild Swearing
I’m Not a Robot
Glitch Cat – Digital Shadow Stalker
Penzance Coastal Signboard
BUFFERING
CTRL+ALT+DEL MY FEELINGS
SMILE GLITCH -
404 Emotions Not Found
Bude Coastal Signboard
YEAH I MENT TO DO THAT PROPER JOB - PIG
BAD INFLUENCE DOWN ERE - GOAT
SORT YOURSELF OUT - HEN
What The Cluck?!
Ocean Aged – Coastal Calm
Rare Stock – Local Knowledge
Father-Dad’s Favourite Mug
Holywell Bay Cornwall – Coastal Beach Scene
Minack Theatre Cornwalls Scenic Amphitheatre
Dad Joke Loading
World’s Okayest Cornish Dad
Dad Fuel
Floppy Too Soft For This
Small Panic Bunny
Low Battery Bunny
Emotionally Floppy
Unknown Snackers
Bean Rhap
Dark Side of the Spoon
Wish You Were Beer
Nevermind the Donut
Green Lay Yokie Parody
Aladdin Sane Parody
Trebah Garden Cornwall Artwork Design
Cornish Weather
Pasties First
Clifftop Glow at Day’s End.
Tides of the Mount
Lyla Thornwick – Sweet Looks, Sharp Edges
Ashfang – The Little Problem You Should’ve Ignored
Milo Patchwick – Proudly Put Back Together
Oliver Dripwood – Leaks a Little, Loves a Lot
Dexter Hornridge – Certified Wish Ruiner
Silas Thornveil – Quiet Hands, Sharp Intentions
Rex Grindle – Cuddly Was Never an Option
My Dog and I talk SHIT about you
Don't worry about the laundry nobody is DOING me either
Operation: Avoid Responsibility
Proper Job Energy
Clean Kitchen Dirty Mind
Eric-I Hide at Work
Trust Me… I Know What I’m Doing
Golden Tide at St Michael’s Mount
Ooops…
Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong
Midnight Blade
I use to be a HOT WIFE now I,m just a HOT MESS
Cornish Fishing Harbour Heart Design
Beacon of the Western Cliffs
Engine House at Sundown
DREAM HAS CRASHED
Moonlit Ronin
Fade Out
Local Strength
Common Sense – Out of Stock
I baked some SHUT the FUCKUPCAKES
Neon District
Harbour Light at Golden Bay
Newquay Surf Signboard
Happy Birthday Ballons
Happy Birthday Splash
Happy Birthday Box
Cornwall Coast
Cornish Heart Collection
If you cant kill them with KINDNESS try POISON
The Brutally Honest Collection
Snack Tracks - The Ultimate Parody Album Collection
Salt & Timber: Cornish Signs
Happy Birthday
Sweet Looks, Savage Mouths
Glitch State: Emotion Offline
Farmyard Chaos
Cursed Plush Co
Golden Idiot: The Eric Collection
The Proper Dad Collection
The Cornish Truths Collection
Neon Rebels
The Floppy Collection
Cornish Treasures