Clean Kitchen Dirty Mind - Stainless steel water bottle

Clean Kitchen Dirty Mind.

Spotless counters, sparkling surfaces… and absolutely zero innocent thoughts. This design is for the ones who can scrub a sink to perfection while their brain is running completely off-script. Sweet smile, tidy home, wildly inappropriate inner dialogue—balance, right?
It’s bold, cheeky, and just the right level of “did they really just wear that?” Perfect for anyone who looks put-together on the outside but is 90% sarcasm and bad ideas underneath. Expect laughs, double takes, and a few people relating a little too hard.
Because a clean kitchen doesn’t mean a clean mind.
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This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.