My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

My Dog and I talk SHIT about you Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid—because your pup is your ride-or-die, your therapist, and absolutely your gossip partner. This design is for the unapologetically sarcastic ones who know the truth: you and your dog saw it, you judged it, and yes, you discussed it at length.

It’s cute on the surface, savage underneath, and perfectly captures that “we have opinions and we’re sharing them” energy. Because of this, you’ll get laughs, side-eyes, and a few very nervous glances whenever you take it out. Whether you’re walking your dog or just avoiding people altogether, this one delivers every single time.

Loyalty is everything—and your dog definitely agrees with you. Overall, this is for the women who refuse to pretend they’re nicer than they actually are. For example, if you’ve ever had a full conversation with your dog about someone’s questionable life choices, this speaks your language. Your pup gets it. The world doesn’t need to understand your friendship. As a result, rock this with zero apologies. Because you’re still hot… just slightly more unhinged, with the best judge by your side.

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.