My Dog and I talk SHIT about you
Don’t take it personally… actually, do. This design is for the unapologetically sarcastic—the ones who know their dog is their ride-or-die, their therapist, and yes… their gossip partner.
Cute on the surface, savage underneath, it perfectly captures that “we saw you, we judged you, we discussed it” energy. Whether you’re out walking your dog or just avoiding people altogether, this one guarantees laughs, side-eyes, and a few very nervous glances.
Because loyalty is everything… and your dog definitely agrees with you.
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This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - White glossy mug
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My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Travel mug with a handle
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My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Flip straw water bottle
£27.00
My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Insulated tumbler with a straw
£22.99
My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Black Glossy Mug
Price range: £11.99 through £14.99
My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Can-shaped glass
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My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Enamel Mug
£14.99
My Dog and I talk SHIT about you - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
£20.50
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My Dog and I talk SHIT about you.
Don’t take it personally… actually, do. This design is for the unapologetically sarcastic—the ones who know their dog is their ride-or-die, their therapist, and yes… their gossip partner.
Cute on the surface, savage underneath, it perfectly captures that “we saw you, we judged you, we discussed it” energy. Whether you’re out walking your dog or just avoiding people altogether, this one guarantees laughs, side-eyes, and a few very nervous glances.
Because loyalty is everything… and your dog definitely agrees with you.
______________________________________________________
This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
| Material | Premium Ceramic |
|---|---|
| Capacity | 11oz / 15oz (your choice) |
| Print Method | Sublimation (full wrap) |
| Dishwasher | Safe (top rack recommended) |
| Microwave | Safe |
| Coating | UV-resistant, food-safe glaze |
| Dimensions | 11oz: 9.5cm × 8cm | 15oz: 10cm × 9cm |
| Weight | ~350g |
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| Processing Time | 3–5 business days |
|---|---|
| UK Standard | 3–5 days | Free over £30 |
| UK Express | 1–2 days | £4.99 |
| Europe | 7–14 days | £7.99 |
| Worldwide | 10–21 days | £9.99 |
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